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Seinfeld Season 3

Seinfeld

Season 3

September 18, 1991 23 episodes

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The Note
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E1. The Note

22m Sep 18, 1991

Physical therapy proves painful as Jerry has a misunderstanding with his therapist; and he finds a way for insurance to cover treatment for Elaine and a paranoid George.

The Truth
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E2. The Truth

22m Sep 25, 1991

George's relationship with a former IRS worker eases Jerry's tax worries--until she becomes George's former relationship; Kramer sees too much of Elaine while seeing her roommate.

The Pen
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E3. The Pen

22m Oct 2, 1991

Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a visit to his parents, where local gossip includes how Jerry acquired a pen that writes upside down.

The Dog
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E4. The Dog

22m Oct 9, 1991

Jerry's gig as a dog sitter provides some time alone to George and Elaine, who find they have little to say.

The Library
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E5. The Library

22m Oct 16, 1991

A library cop says Jerry is 20 years overdue with a steamy novel.

The Parking Garage
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E6. The Parking Garage

22m Oct 30, 1991

Saturday at the mall with the gang, none of whom bothered to note where the car was parked.

The Cafe
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E7. The Cafe

22m Nov 6, 1991

While Jerry tries to help a cafe owner, Elaine tries to help George with an IQ test, and Kramer...well, nobody can help Kramer.

The Tape
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E8. The Tape

22m Nov 13, 1991

George is hot for a potential baldness remedy, and for Elaine after she plays a joke on Jerry.

The Nose Job
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E9. The Nose Job

22m Nov 20, 1991

Kramer is the catalyst for George to urge his otherwise wonderful girlfriend to get a nose job, while Jerry dates a beauty whose brain is a beaut.

The Stranded
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E10. The Stranded

23m Nov 27, 1991

Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George, who pays the price for romance in the workplace but forgets to pay for something else.

The Alternate Side
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E11. The Alternate Side

23m Dec 4, 1991

Jerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boyfriend.

The Red Dot
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E12. The Red Dot

22m Dec 11, 1991

An imperfection mars George's gift to Elaine; Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic go off the wagon.

The Subway
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E13. The Subway

23m Jan 8, 1992

A beauty picks up George; Jerry makes friends with a naked guy; Kramer is tipped off about a hot horse; Elaine gets stuck en route to a lesbian wedding.

The Pez Dispenser
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E14. The Pez Dispenser

23m Jan 15, 1992

Kramer's advice gives George "the upper hand" in his relationship with a pianist, whose recital is ruined by Elaine's outburst of laughter.

The Suicide
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E15. The Suicide

23m Jan 29, 1992

A psychic warns George to cancel his vacation; Jerry is hit on by his neighbor's girl after the neighbor's suicide attempt; Elaine fasts.

The Fix-Up
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E16. The Fix-Up

23m Feb 5, 1992

Jerry and Elaine fix up George with Elaine's friend--then wait nervously.

The Boyfriend (1)
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E17. The Boyfriend (1)

46m Feb 12, 1992

Jerry becomes friends with baseball's Keith Hernandez, who has a history with Kramer and would like a future with Elaine.

The Boyfriend (2)
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E18. The Boyfriend (2)

23m Feb 12, 1992

Jerry and Elaine compete for the attention of baseball's Keith Hernandez, while Kramer and Newman investigate a spitting incident involving Hernandez.

The Limo
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E19. The Limo

23m Feb 26, 1992

Jerry and George take a limo meant for another, whose agenda includes more than just getting in from the airport.

The Good Samaritan
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E20. The Good Samaritan

23m Mar 4, 1992

Jerry witnesses an accident--and is attracted to the victim and the perpetrator.

The Letter
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E21. The Letter

23m Mar 25, 1992

Kramer sits for Jerry's artist girlfriend, but Jerry won't stand for her temperament, until she declares her feelings.

The Parking Space
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E22. The Parking Space

23m Apr 22, 1992

George argues with a stranger over a "dream" parking space in front of Jerry's apartment.

The Keys
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E23. The Keys

24m May 6, 1992

Kramer hits the road after a dispute over his use of his keys to Jerry's apartment.

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