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Two and a Half Men Season 9

Two and a Half Men

Season 9

September 19, 2011 24 episodes

A new chapter begins when internet billionaire Walden Schmidt moves in, bringing fresh energy, wealth, and more absurd adventures to the Malibu household.

All Episodes

Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
E1

E1. Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

21m Sep 19, 2011

Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.

People Who Love Peepholes
E2

E2. People Who Love Peepholes

21m Sep 26, 2011

Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.

Big Girls Don't Throw Food
E3

E3. Big Girls Don't Throw Food

20m Oct 3, 2011

Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

Nine Magic Fingers
E4

E4. Nine Magic Fingers

21m Oct 10, 2011

Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.

A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
E5

E5. A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

20m Oct 17, 2011

Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.

The Squat and Hover
E6

E6. The Squat and Hover

21m Oct 24, 2011

Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
E7

E7. Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

19m Oct 31, 2011

Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.

Thank You for the Intercourse
E8

E8. Thank You for the Intercourse

21m Nov 7, 2011

When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.

Frodo's Headshots
E9

E9. Frodo's Headshots

21m Nov 14, 2011

Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.

A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
E10

E10. A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

21m Nov 21, 2011

Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.

What a Lovely Landing Strip
E11

E11. What a Lovely Landing Strip

20m Dec 5, 2011

Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.

One False Move, Zimbabwe!
E12

E12. One False Move, Zimbabwe!

21m Dec 12, 2011

Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.

Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
E13

E13. Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

20m Jan 2, 2012

Walden's ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.

A Possum on Chemo
E14

E14. A Possum on Chemo

20m Jan 16, 2012

Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.

The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
E15

E15. The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

21m Feb 6, 2012

Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.

Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
E16

E16. Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

20m Feb 13, 2012

Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.

Not in My Mouth!
E17

E17. Not in My Mouth!

19m Feb 20, 2012

Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

The War Against Gingivitis
E18

E18. The War Against Gingivitis

21m Feb 27, 2012

Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

Palmdale, Ech
E19

E19. Palmdale, Ech

21m Mar 19, 2012

Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.

Grandma's Pie
E20

E20. Grandma's Pie

21m Apr 9, 2012

Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.

Mr. Hose Says "Yes"
E21

E21. Mr. Hose Says "Yes"

21m Apr 16, 2012

Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey

Why We Gave Up Women
E22

E22. Why We Gave Up Women

21m Apr 30, 2012

Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.

The Straw in My Donut Hole
E23

E23. The Straw in My Donut Hole

21m May 7, 2012

Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn't so sure it's deserved.

Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
E24

E24. Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

21m May 14, 2012

Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.

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